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orderbeforepeace) wrote2018-01-04 08:44 pm
orderbeforepeace) wrote2018-01-04 08:44 pm
VOICE TESTING THIS BASTARD
OPEN to texts, memes, weird AU shit. Just throw it this way
OPEN to texts, memes, weird AU shit. Just throw it this way
Vodka and eggs at 9:30am = thank you, America.
Is it? I've never had reason to go to Russia.
Either way where else can you get vodka with your breakfast?
Either way where else can you get vodka with your breakfast?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text?
Connor, I must ask this question.
Why on earth would you not go to one of your friends for such advice?
Why on earth would you not go to one of your friends for such advice?
I do not think they would have you.
At your house, I should assume.
At your house, I should assume.
Because, unfortunately, you are good with words, Father.
Very well then.
I would say "Many happy returns of the day. Additionally, my father has warned me that should you get me arrested he will make your remaining years extremely unpleasant."
I would say "Many happy returns of the day. Additionally, my father has warned me that should you get me arrested he will make your remaining years extremely unpleasant."
That's fine. Doesn't seem a place I want to visit anyway.
No. AMERICA. I'm at a diner
No. AMERICA. I'm at a diner
I'm sorry to hear that Father.
What can I do to help?
What can I do to help?
I did not realize you cared enough to threaten someone on my behalf.
You are my son, Connor. I hardly want to be called up in the early hours to bail you out.
Then it is a good thing I would call someone else.
I didn't realise you were there by choice.
Do they serve food there? Tea? Toast? Marmalade?
Do they serve food there? Tea? Toast? Marmalade?
I wouldn't bother to call your grandfather. He'd probably be in the next cell.
I am a realist, Connor,
for all my other sins.
At your age, as I understand it, your grandfather was one of the most wanted men in the West Indies.
for all my other sins.
At your age, as I understand it, your grandfather was one of the most wanted men in the West Indies.
Call it what you will. It does not change it.
Our work can draw unwanted attention.
Our work can draw unwanted attention.
Connor, you know that the man can draw unwanted attention by sitting quietly in an empty room. It is simply how he is.
That is not how it works, Father.
But since when have you ever been content to sit quietly?
But since when have you ever been content to sit quietly?
I don't draw unwanted attention while doing it. That is the important difference.
Of course you don't. Please forgive my foolishness.
That I can forgive you, but I am undecided on your cheek.
[ He has far so much of his mother in him, and that's the truth. ]
[ He has far so much of his mother in him, and that's the truth. ]
of course they serve food. I have eggs and toast and bacon. But it's skinny bacon not the good thick kind
I'm sure they've got that too they have everything
I'm sure they've got that too they have everything
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