VOICE TESTING THIS BASTARD

[orderbeforepeace]

 
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[orderbeforepeace]

Young lady, as much as I know your intentions are good, I have as much control over the tides as I do over my father. If you would like him to stop acting like a complete buffoon, my suggestion is to ask my son to intercede on your behalf.

Failing that, give him more drink until he passes out.

[proteusmoon]

I would normally enlist Connor's help, yes, as he is quite capable of handling him, however, your son is not much better off himself at the moment...

Your father has a way of being, er, rather influential and persuasive, I would say.

In any case... are you certain that is what you want? He is your father, after all, and whatever disagreements you have in beliefs and values -- not to mention lifestyles -- he loves you. I am certain he would listen to you better than you think.