VOICE TESTING THIS BASTARD

[orderbeforepeace]

 
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[proteusmoon]

I apologize for disturbing you so late in the evening, Mr. Kenway, but... I think you should come collect your family members now. Your father keeps telling people quite loudly, “I’m not Irish! I’m Welsh and pissed, with a little bit of drunk mixed in, therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.”

He seems to be rather serious about that as well, given the state of his knuckles.

[orderbeforepeace]

Young lady, as much as I know your intentions are good, I have as much control over the tides as I do over my father. If you would like him to stop acting like a complete buffoon, my suggestion is to ask my son to intercede on your behalf.

Failing that, give him more drink until he passes out.

[proteusmoon]

I would normally enlist Connor's help, yes, as he is quite capable of handling him, however, your son is not much better off himself at the moment...

Your father has a way of being, er, rather influential and persuasive, I would say.

In any case... are you certain that is what you want? He is your father, after all, and whatever disagreements you have in beliefs and values -- not to mention lifestyles -- he loves you. I am certain he would listen to you better than you think.