VOICE TESTING THIS BASTARD

[orderbeforepeace]

 
OPEN to texts, memes, weird AU shit. Just throw it this way

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[fameorfolly]

Maybe you wouldn't end up the butt if you were more relaxed and could have a bit of a laugh even at yourself.

What really gets me is that he gets so angry over this one stupid thing that he wants to stab me, and it's as if I haven't done anything at all good for him since we met. Which is absolute bollocks, because I've done plenty to be like a father, or a brother, or a friend, or a mentor, or any other kind of word to bond with him.

But a couple of drunk texts and any of that goes out the window?? I mean c'mon. I love him, and I love you, and no matter how bloody frustrating either of you can be, you don't see me threatening to do you harm.

Would you rather I be more of a commanding jackass when I get lip from either of you? Should I box your ears and whoop your arse? I thought the pair of you might appreciate a more light-hearted sort instead of some authority figure. I thought you might like to be able to relax with me and joke around.

Whatever. You both wouldn't like me when I'm being Captain. And if you'd prefer, I'll just keep my distance then. Jaysus, wouldn't be the first time me family didn't want me around. I'm used to it by now. Thought maybe it might be different this time, what I damned fool I was.

[orderbeforepeace]

I understand that is how you feel father. But it isn't as easy as that.

I don't think he would stab you father. I think his patience wore thin and he... reacted badly. He is at times as reactive as you can be, more so. His mother was... very similar. Please don't take it to heart. He does care for you, I think he had spent so long not having family, it is difficult for him to adjust. Please just allow him time to cool his heels and things will repair themselves.

Father. I have to say that the man I grew up under was rather... strict. Incredibly strict, in actual fact. You did, in fact, offer to box my ears on more than one occasion.

Don't be ridiculous. I saught you out, I wanted to know you. I do not regret doing so. I would do the same again, even knowing that we do not see eye-to-eye. I am not trying to push you away. I... do not want that.

[fameorfolly]

It is, actually, it's very easy to learn how to relax. You two have such an incredible rod up your ass that you don't seem to be enjoying yourselves at all. Having a laugh once and awhile would do you some real good.

Is that what happened when he stabbed you? He just... reacted badly. You know, slip of the hidden blade right into your throat.

The pair of you don't seem to know me at all and what you do know of me just upsets you so, I'm not sure how well this is working for either of us.

And as far as not pushing me away, well you both don't exactly make me feel welcome and wanted either.