VOICE TESTING THIS BASTARD

[orderbeforepeace]

 
OPEN to texts, memes, weird AU shit. Just throw it this way

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[stayyourblade]

Are you always this bitter, Father?

[orderbeforepeace]

I am a realist, Connor,
for all my other sins.

At your age, as I understand it, your grandfather was one of the most wanted men in the West Indies.

[stayyourblade]

Call it what you will. It does not change it.

Our work can draw unwanted attention.

[orderbeforepeace]

Connor, you know that the man can draw unwanted attention by sitting quietly in an empty room. It is simply how he is.

[stayyourblade]

That is not how it works, Father.

But since when have you ever been content to sit quietly?

[orderbeforepeace]

I don't draw unwanted attention while doing it. That is the important difference.

[stayyourblade]

Of course you don't. Please forgive my foolishness.

[orderbeforepeace]

That I can forgive you, but I am undecided on your cheek.

[ He has far so much of his mother in him, and that's the truth. ]

[stayyourblade]

I believe I got it from my mother.

[Along with his good looks.]

Surely you liked it in her.

[orderbeforepeace]

But your mother was charming with it.

[stayyourblade]

Yes. She was. Perhaps if she were here, things would be different.

[orderbeforepeace]

I... I am sure they would be, Ratonhnhaké:ton

You will... you will have to correct my pronunciation when I see you next.

[stayyourblade]

I was not aware you knew my name. You have always seemed content to call me Conner. What has changed?

[orderbeforepeace]

Your mother chose that name for you.

If you do not wish me to use it, then I will not.

[stayyourblade]

And Achilles chose Conner.

Why do you wish to?

[orderbeforepeace]

Because should she have introduced us, that is the name should would have used for you.

[stayyourblade]

Indeed, I think it is what she would have wanted.

[orderbeforepeace]

But what would you prefer?

[stayyourblade]

That you only use it in private.

[orderbeforepeace]

SO be it.

Can I ask something thathat has been weighing on my mind?

[stayyourblade]

What is it, father?

[orderbeforepeace]

What did you almost get arrested for, wth this booty call of yours?

[stayyourblade]

Do you even know what that means?

[orderbeforepeace]

Yes son, I do. Which is why I used the term.
I could have chosen "fuck buddy" but personally I find the term abhorrent.

Stop delaying and tell me, why were you nearly arrested.

[stayyourblade]

There are things I do not need to know about you, father.