VOICE TESTING THIS BASTARD

[orderbeforepeace]

 
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[fameorfolly]

It is, actually, it's very easy to learn how to relax. You two have such an incredible rod up your ass that you don't seem to be enjoying yourselves at all. Having a laugh once and awhile would do you some real good.

Is that what happened when he stabbed you? He just... reacted badly. You know, slip of the hidden blade right into your throat.

The pair of you don't seem to know me at all and what you do know of me just upsets you so, I'm not sure how well this is working for either of us.

And as far as not pushing me away, well you both don't exactly make me feel welcome and wanted either.