VOICE TESTING THIS BASTARD

[orderbeforepeace]

 
OPEN to texts, memes, weird AU shit. Just throw it this way

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[stayyourblade]

How do I make him stop? He does not seem to understand that this is not how I wish to court a woman.

[orderbeforepeace]

Tell him in no uncertain terms that isn't how you wish to court someone.

Unfortunately, Father does not seem to understand that there is more to a relationship than the physical.

[stayyourblade]

I am not certain how I could make it any more clear. I thought that a simple no would suffice, but he is being particularly insistent.

Mother always said that respect must come first.

[orderbeforepeace]

Perhaps a stern "no" and then changing the subject to another, unrelated matter?

Your mother taught you very well.

[stayyourblade]

Thank you for the advice, father. I will try it and see if I may get better results.

I think perhaps there are things that you may be able to teach me as well.

[orderbeforepeace]

If not, hit him on the nose with some rolled-up news paper.

I shall endeavour to try. But in truth a great many things I would have liked to show you, you already seem well versed in. Better than I, in many cases.

Perhaps I should be learning from you.

[stayyourblade]

Would a flick the forehead work as well? In case I do not have any newspaper.

There are many still many things that I do not know. Things I feel you could aid me in learning.

I would like to know more about you. I would be remiss not to take this chance to know my father.

[orderbeforepeace]

I should imagine if no other option presents itself then that is an excellent subsitute.

I will endeavour to do so, in that case. Thank you.

And I would wish to do the same. My only fear is that our differences may be too wide a gulf to easily bridge.

[stayyourblade]

Perhaps they are.

But I believe you are right. My mother would want me to give you a chance. Would want for us to try and be father and son instead of enemies.

[orderbeforepeace]

I hope that it is a decision neither of us come to regret, son.