VOICE TESTING THIS BASTARD

[orderbeforepeace]

 
OPEN to texts, memes, weird AU shit. Just throw it this way

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[orderbeforepeace]

But what would you prefer?

[stayyourblade]

That you only use it in private.

[orderbeforepeace]

SO be it.

Can I ask something thathat has been weighing on my mind?

[stayyourblade]

What is it, father?

[orderbeforepeace]

What did you almost get arrested for, wth this booty call of yours?

[stayyourblade]

Do you even know what that means?

[orderbeforepeace]

Yes son, I do. Which is why I used the term.
I could have chosen "fuck buddy" but personally I find the term abhorrent.

Stop delaying and tell me, why were you nearly arrested.

[stayyourblade]

There are things I do not need to know about you, father.

[orderbeforepeace]

Was it the Frye girl?

[stayyourblade]

If you can not speak of her with respect then do not speak of her at all.

[orderbeforepeace]

I was hardly being disrespectful. At least no more than she was to me.

[stayyourblade]

I can not imagine why she would not have liked you.

[orderbeforepeace]

For less reasons than you have to be angry with me I am sure. And yet you still speak to me politely.

[stayyourblade]

What would you have me do?

[orderbeforepeace]

To change her mind or make her like me? I wouldn't wish you to do so.

[stayyourblade]

Why would I wish to change her mind when she is right?

[orderbeforepeace]

Touchè. The novice has become the master I see.

[stayyourblade]

I had a good mentor.

[orderbeforepeace]

You that clearly taught you to a reasonable degree of competency.

[stayyourblade]

Which is more than could be said for you.

[orderbeforepeace]

And you kill me all over again. Does it become more enjoyable with practise?

[stayyourblade]

It was not enjoyable the first time. But you left me no choice, Father.

[orderbeforepeace]

No perhaps not.

Still this young lady of yours seems to me very tempestuous. Quite a contrast to yourself.

[stayyourblade]

Were you not a contrast to my mother?

[orderbeforepeace]

I believe she thought me a distraction,
not a partner.