Maybe you wouldn't end up the butt if you were more relaxed and could have a bit of a laugh even at yourself.
What really gets me is that he gets so angry over this one stupid thing that he wants to stab me, and it's as if I haven't done anything at all good for him since we met. Which is absolute bollocks, because I've done plenty to be like a father, or a brother, or a friend, or a mentor, or any other kind of word to bond with him.
But a couple of drunk texts and any of that goes out the window?? I mean c'mon. I love him, and I love you, and no matter how bloody frustrating either of you can be, you don't see me threatening to do you harm.
Would you rather I be more of a commanding jackass when I get lip from either of you? Should I box your ears and whoop your arse? I thought the pair of you might appreciate a more light-hearted sort instead of some authority figure. I thought you might like to be able to relax with me and joke around.
Whatever. You both wouldn't like me when I'm being Captain. And if you'd prefer, I'll just keep my distance then. Jaysus, wouldn't be the first time me family didn't want me around. I'm used to it by now. Thought maybe it might be different this time, what I damned fool I was.
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What really gets me is that he gets so angry over this one stupid thing that he wants to stab me, and it's as if I haven't done anything at all good for him since we met. Which is absolute bollocks, because I've done plenty to be like a father, or a brother, or a friend, or a mentor, or any other kind of word to bond with him.
But a couple of drunk texts and any of that goes out the window?? I mean c'mon. I love him, and I love you, and no matter how bloody frustrating either of you can be, you don't see me threatening to do you harm.
Would you rather I be more of a commanding jackass when I get lip from either of you? Should I box your ears and whoop your arse? I thought the pair of you might appreciate a more light-hearted sort instead of some authority figure. I thought you might like to be able to relax with me and joke around.
Whatever. You both wouldn't like me when I'm being Captain. And if you'd prefer, I'll just keep my distance then. Jaysus, wouldn't be the first time me family didn't want me around. I'm used to it by now. Thought maybe it might be different this time, what I damned fool I was.