fameorfolly: Made by me (Default)
Captain Edward James Kenway ([personal profile] fameorfolly) wrote in [personal profile] orderbeforepeace 2018-03-26 08:12 pm (UTC)

Choose your poison?

1. We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.

2. You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.

3. (misfire) I will never use my dick in anger, with great dick comes great responsibility.

4. (misfire 2) It was a good dick. I'll give credit where credit is due, a good dick deserves praise.

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